Please deliver to XXXX - this is meant to be humorous
We LOVED your letter! Thank you so much. We realize that you are busy and that your handwriting can be illegible at times. OOPS! Sorry about that…But to make life easier for you, our little Rainbo, I have put together the following. Please answer " y" for yes or "n" for no to the following - elaborate if you wish and are willing to write more than a single letter in response ("N/A " as appropriate): 1. Is the weather bearable?
- If not, is it due to rain?
- Or due to heat?
- Both?
- There is no weather at all;
2. Your plane did not land in Canada but left earth's orbit
- Is it because you packed the wrong clothes?
- Is it because you packed clothes at all and people should be naked in that weather?
- Or because you would rather be skiing in Zermatt?
3. Are the activities acceptable to you?
- If not, is it due to you wanting to do more?
- Or is it due to you wanting to do less?
- You sit in the woods all day being bitten by mosquitos!
- Or because you are antisocial, and everyone being mean to you?
4. Are there new activities on this trip that you are enjoying?
- If so, is this because you are being mature and flexible?
- Is it because you have a buddy? HI LAURA!
- Is it because the activity is actually fun?
- What activities?
- You sit in the woods all day being bitten by mosquitos!
- Is it because you left the camp to run away and join the circus?
5. Are you taking lots of pictures?
- If so, are you in any of your pictures?
- If so, did you smile?
- If so, did you cry?
- Is anyone at the camp in any of your pictures?
- Is anyone from Canada in your pictures (with 100+ million people I want to seeyou pull this off!)
- If not, why not?
- Is it because this is the most effective time saving way of annoying your parents and your annoyance quota will be low this summer due totraveling?
- Because you are so happy you can't depress a button?
- Because everyone is being mean to you and you cant stop crying long enough to frame the picture?
Well, I am sure I exceeded the letter reading –writing time allotted. But I am your mom and I love you so I am allowed. At least I made responding simple and hopefully provided some humor. Love always, Mommy
Ps, this email was read and approved of by your father. It proved ineffective with your brother for whom writing "Y" and "N" proved to much.
PPS. How much are you buying up there that you expect to exceed the luggage limitation? you had a 3 lbs margin of error. Use your new backpack if you must - but really, how many pairs of shoes can a girl have??? And the Camp said it would provide a towel for you - and it would cost me over $40 to ship a towel ASAP. So either buy one or learn to shake it off like the pups, sweetie. OK? work with me on this? please?
WE LUFF YOU!